me: i need to sleep
me: *masturbates*
fav mutual: [likes one post i made]
me: what are we

I’m just wearing underwear and my fan is on the highest setting (I’m concerned for my safety with it actually) and yet I’m still sweating. It’s October why is this happening.

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

(Source: thehobodad)


[puts head in hands] oh god he’s so attractive

(Source: asriels)

Anonymous said:

List SOME of the ten hottest people you follow.


You say some then you give me a concrete number of  people..but in no particular order …

  1. mjpou88
  2. camsfarts
  3. cdnmooselr
  4. ethanwearsprada
  5. trojanfever
  6. yeevil
  7. mycouchpullsoutbut-idont
  8. basicblake
  9. matthewsbean
  10. foodwontbetrayyou

Honestly these are the first 10 people that come into mind (and I remember their URL lol)