zerosympathy:

*accidentally starts masturbating*

jaycost:

jaycost:

Fuck me, I’m so horny

30 minutes later: Not anymore, everything sexual repulses me

itsvondell:

i dont trust people who dislike nintendo

how to give a great blowjob

pornstarwars:

gently blow on the penis but do not blow too hard else he will get scared and retreat back inside